I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
