I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
