Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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