made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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