okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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