Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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