Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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