so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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