Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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