She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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