I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
