420 ftw
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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