Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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