She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I think I am morally bankrupt
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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