piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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