Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
