quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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