week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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