sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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