Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We were destined to go to rehab together
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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