stop calling my apartment porn island.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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