sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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