dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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