There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
