Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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