This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
