Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
it glows. i had to have it.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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