Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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