Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Actions speak louder than pants.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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