Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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