how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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