I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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