Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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