i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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