i barfeds in our rink
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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