put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
whose parrot is this?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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