This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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