You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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