i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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