To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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