Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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