I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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