that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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