You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
