I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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