the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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