ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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