"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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