He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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