the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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