But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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