didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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