Whod you bang
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
